A tree fell in front of 15 East.
Luckily it didn't damage the restaurant's windows—or, uh, the bike it fell on.
Union Square became a parking lot:

Trees fell in Union Square Park:
And no signage can keep people out of Washington Square Park:
Jarod: Blah blah blah
Danica: Blah blah blah, in college I was a linguistics major and...
Jarod: Wait, what did you say?
Danica: I was a linguistics major.
Jarod: Wait, I was a linguistics major.
Danica: Oh my god.
Jarod: Oh my god.
[Proceed to have really nerdy and enthusiastic discussion about syntax, information structure, IPA, and object permanence. At the fire pit. At Surf Lodge. On Saturday night. In Montauk. While everyone else is doing shots.]
This is what pugs must feel like when they see other pugs walking down the street.