The Feeding Tube Diet

Is it wrong that I really want to do this?

From today's New York Times:

Something medical is indeed happening in the newest diet to reach the United States. Dr. Oliver R. Di Pietro has been offering what he calls a K-E diet at his modest clinic in Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., since last July. 
“I get a lot of brides,” Dr. Di Pietro said. “Nervous eating.” 
It uses a nasogastric tube (a tube that goes through the nose and down the esophagus into the stomach) to provide all nourishment, with no carbohydrates, for 10 days. Dr. Di Pietro said body weight is lost quickly through ketosis, the state in which the body burns fat rather than sugar. Patients at his office are monitored during the 10-day period for things like constipation, bad breath and dizziness. 
“Any extreme low-calorie diet is associated with side effects, kidney stones, dehydration, headaches,” Dr. Aronne said, “and if you lose muscle mass and water, what’s the point of that?” 
While the tube diet is fairly unknown in this country, it has been popular for years in Italy and Spain, where it is used casually to lose weight before a big event, as well as for more significant weight loss. In England, where it has been offered for the past year as the KEN (or ketogenic enteral nutrition) diet, The Daily Mail asked if it was “the most extreme diet ever,” before adding that a National Health Service doctor was offering it. 
Dr. Scott Shikora, the director of the Center for Metabolic Health and Bariatric Surgery at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, said: “Putting a tube in one’s nose, it’s not always comfortable and pleasant. And this has to be medically supervised.” 
Ms. Schnaider had the tube removed early, not because of discomfort, but because she was losing too much weight, reaching 127 pounds, 10 pounds down, in eight days. Her wedding is scheduled for June in her native Argentina. 
“At first I decided not to do it for people who just want to lose a few pounds,” Dr. Di Pietro said. “But then I thought, why should I say 5 or 10 pounds are not enough? People want to be perfect." 
They are willing to pay for it: $1,500 for the 10 days, which includes a screening and the equipment. They also have to feel confident enough to wear the tube in public.

Schools

Over the past couple of weeks, I've been to an Oxford reunion, a Dartmouth mini-reunion, and a Stuyvesant alumni volunteer event. All I need now is a Central Saint Martins pub night to round out the quartet of ghosts of educational institutions past.

I've never been a big joiner-inner as far as alumni things go—I do go to all my Dartmouth reunions (partly because, after all that tuition and those four rather harrowing-slash-dramatic years, I feel it's something I ought to do) and I feel like they're a great way to touch base with the past, reminisce, think about where you are now compared to where you came from—but I think lately I'm having sort of a mid-career crisis (normal, I hope). And every time in my life when I have a crisis of nearly any kind, my first instinct is to go back to school. I don't know why. It must be, like, an Asian-American disease or something—seriously, last Wednesday I was up until 1 a.m. researching part-time Ph.D. programs.

Anyway, I'm not sure all this reunion/alum stuff I've been doing has helped me in any way, but it has given me a lot of perspective—and a lot to think about.

At the Oxford North American reunion last Saturday, I sat at lunch with a man who was the speaker of the house in Canadian Parliament for the last ten years. I also talked with a Berkeley professor who's just started a company that's capable of predicting the probability of the occurrence of nuclear war (or something like that) at any place on earth at any given moment. And I also talked with someone who, back in the day, was on the research team that discovered stem cells. Stem. Cells.

The best (okay, I don't know about best, but definitely funniest) point in all these conversations was when each of these people asked me, in turn, what I do for a living and I'd answer, "I'm a fashion and beauty editor." After which they'd ask what I do on a regular day, to which I would answer, "Play with clothes and lipstick."

So, that.

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