The emperor's new coffee tables

Tom: I can barely see them.
Danica: That's the point.

I am an expat

Originally uploaded by danicaclo.

Been a bit awol recently, since I've been busy starting my How Not to Look Fat Blog. Check it out!

Key Lime Cheese Ball Mix

No, really.

Last night I saw Little Miss Sunshine, starring lots of famous people and also Paul Dano (right) as Mr-super-teen-angst-I-read-Nietzche. He hates everyone; he's really funny. Totally not-cute cute-boy, you know?
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn