Twitter mysteries

There are only three accounts on Twitter I follow who I haven't met irl:

1. Neetzan Zimmerman: Web traffic legend
2. Chloe Sims: Favorite TOWIE person; also, clearly the smartest person on that show
3. The Queen Adelaide: Pub in London owned by my friends who owned the now-defunct George
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn