Engelbert Humperdinck



I forgot, until this very minute, that Robin told me the Eurovision 2012 finals will be telecast live next Saturday—and, for the first time in 8 years, I'll be in Europe at the same time! I am so excited.

Eurovision is, like, a bad but totally fun and riveting pan-continental high school talent show full of grown-ups with questionable hairstyles.

Here's Engelbert Humperdinck, this year's UK entry.

No, I don't understand how that happened, either.
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