So I went to Whole Foods. $100 later, this happened.

That's Fage 0% Greek Yogurt, organic flax granola, organic unfiltered flax seed oil, organic goji berries, organic medjool dates, and organic light agave nectar. Expensive but delicious, though I do feel a bit stupid eating yogurt for dinner.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn