Just a touch of the common cold.

I am not the kind of person who can weather illness with any sort of dignity. I'm not a functional sick person—right now I have a slight touch of a cold and it's left me completely unable to think, work, see, process information, or be at all creative. I'm shocked I can still type and spell. All I seem capable of doing today is looking up Princess Diana videos on YouTube and watching them on repeat.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn