When the vulture said, "I was trying to sound daunting and hysterical at the same time, but I ended up sounding Spanish," is when I lost it and started weeping with laughter.

Stuffed and Unstrung at the Union Square Theater. To-die-for-hilarious.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn