The extents a guy will go to in order to avoid breaking up with a girl.

"McDermott vanished near San Pedro, Calif., in 2005 and was believed to have drowned after falling overboard a boat ironically called "Freedom."  His disappearance left his 'Grease'-starring girlfriend heartbroken and fueled speculation he faked his own death to avoid mounting debts and allow his teenage son with his ex-wife, actress Yvette Nipa, to benefit from a life insurance policy. Newton-John had been dating McDermott for nine years and has since married businessman John Easterling." 


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