Who says romance is dead?

me:
> (spotted the new wedding ring)
> david, did you get married?
david:
> yes, i got married on monday.
me:
> just this monday?
david:
> yes
me:
> where'd you get married?
david:
> city hall.
> she had an optometrist appointment downtown.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn