Wednesday complaints.

How is it that I've been insulted by two publicists within the span of 24 hours.

Yesterday morning, a publicist emailed me to tell me he was working on a big designer collaboration, but couldn't tell me who it was, and wasn't sure he should be pitching me because he didn't think I wrote big enough stories in the Post.

This morning another publicist emailed me to ask if I had used a ghost writer for my book.

I can't believe I've had to dignify both these queries with responses. This is how people get banned to the spambox.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn