Whoa, okay MTV

Guess what works? Yeah, your show "16 and Pregnant." I've been watching the marathon on MTV tonight and pretty much this show makes me never want to have kids. Never mind that I'm not really the demographic, I mean, I'm almost 32. Maybe it was the show's Ceasarian photos that did it. Maybe it's the howling, vomiting babies, the hapless young moms, the pervasive ominous fear that hangs over the entire hour the show's on. Wow. Good work, this is the best birth control ever.

"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn