My Blackberry ate itself

Today I was out of the office shooting all day and my Blackberry ate itself. Let me explain: it overheated, the battery went from full to empty in one hour, and then it shut off. It's been dead since just before 2 p.m. I knew something was fishy this morning when my Blackberry alarm didn't go off -- thank goodness for my jerk downstairs neighbor's yappy trio of dogs that start barking uncontrollably beginning at 7:45 a.m. every morning, otherwise I wouldn't have woken up. What's up Blackberry. Why have you forsaken me.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn