"At least when you are single you potter off home after work, open your little tub of M&S tomato and mascarpone sauce, boil the pasta, make one plate dirty, sit in front of the TV with the puss and there you have it: quite a nice, cosy evening. It might be a bit tidy and predictable, but at least it's not a stomach-churning rollercoaster ride." - Liz Jones
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn