I'm in the Tom Cruise biography

A friend just emailed me today to tell me that there's a passage in Andrew Morton's Tom Cruise biography that goes like this:
"A snarky comment by a Us Weekly writer about a shiny suit worn by Nicole Kidman (Bonus: This specially designed suit repels Scientologists) earned a lawyer's letter from celebrity Scientologist Kirstie Alley demanding that the writer be fired and that the publication apologize and commit to a thorough examination of why you have chosen to foster animosity and bias against Scientologists"

This is the most famous thing that's ever happened to me!
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn