April 11, 2009

I'm in the Tom Cruise biography

A friend just emailed me today to tell me that there's a passage in Andrew Morton's Tom Cruise biography that goes like this:
"A snarky comment by a Us Weekly writer about a shiny suit worn by Nicole Kidman (Bonus: This specially designed suit repels Scientologists) earned a lawyer's letter from celebrity Scientologist Kirstie Alley demanding that the writer be fired and that the publication apologize and commit to a thorough examination of why you have chosen to foster animosity and bias against Scientologists"

This is the most famous thing that's ever happened to me!