Chris didn't believe me when I said Diet Coke doesn't make me burp.

Maybe because I've drank so much Diet Coke over the past 12 years that it's part of my cellular makeup already.

Anyway, here's something that makes me burp a lot: Sierra Mist.

Man.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn