A publicist just called me claiming that her client INVENTED sport skirts with built-in-shorts in -- wait for it -- 2003.

I was like: I don't think so.

And she argued with me, saying she could show me lots of stories where her client has been quoted saying she invented sport skirts in 2003.

Uh, oooookaaay.
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