Happy Halloween: Costumes Ripped from the Headlines

NIGHT OF THE LIVING HEADLINE!MAKE THIS HALLOWEEN CHILLINGLY NEWSWORTHY

By DANICA "PRINCESS CHUNK" LO

Feline groovy: Princess Chunk has plenty of fat catitude.

Lions and tigers and bears - who cares?

This year's news redefined scary - record-setting fat cats, bedbound tween tarts, naked pregnant guys, a hooker-happy governor, a lesbian Lindsay Lohan and a big bad bear market.

Most of these costumes are easy DIY affairs that can be culled from your own wardrobe, but we got our bits and bobs at Ricky's Halloween Costume Superstore (375 Broadway; 212-925-5490). Boo.



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