Going to see Jeffree Star this week, first for cupcakes, then to NJ for a show -- so I'm YouTubing him.

And I found a video of Jeffree and his friend Davey from AFI -- it's called -- wait for it -- "Eyelashes Saved Our Life."

I think me and my three pairs of fake lashes and Jeffree Star are going to get along just fine.

"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn