Milan to The Mall outlets, I give up.

By the way, I totally give up on this trip from Milan to The Mall outlets near Florence. It's way too expensive and time consuming. Also, I just realized we only have four days in Milan altogether, including the show, so best not be hauling cross-country for some discount YSL and Yohji Yamamoto, no matter how nice. And also, I think this is a very grown-up decision. Really, right now, in this economy, gallavanting around Europe with my wallet full of sad little US Dollars, I don't need to be spending any more money on luxury items. Nah. Instead, Chris and I plan on spending our money eating ourselves silly in Milan.
"Observe Everything. Always think for yourself. Never let other people make important decisions for you." — from Bad News by Edward St. Aubyn